I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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