So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
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