you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I have demons in me.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Randomize
