I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Randomize
