no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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