his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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