hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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