You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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