Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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