I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
There r osticjed everywhere
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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