I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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