weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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