whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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