I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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