Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
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