Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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