i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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