I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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