I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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