no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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