R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Randomize
