38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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