Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
Randomize
