this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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