just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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