Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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