just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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