would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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