the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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