She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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