I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
he thought i was a dude.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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