its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
