Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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