i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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