I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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