She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Porn is love you can see.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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