I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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