Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
no you cant smoke seaweed
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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