I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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