My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
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Oh Jesus.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
