I hate all girls vehemently.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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