Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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