remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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