So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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