so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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