I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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