Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
When are your genitals available?
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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