okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize
