yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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