a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I wear drunk well.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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