I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Randomize
