ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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