David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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